Sherlyn's World

Monday, December 18, 2006

Cheesy Pickup lines.

"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

And then there are those pick up lines which will make her either walk away or just laugh in your face:

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"

"Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?"

"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."

"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? Cause you're the best a man can get"

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

If you really think you're the shizzle and every woman you hit on is going to hang off your every word, then try not to use these pick up lines...or not:

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?"

"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop."

"Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light-switch away"

As funny and pathetic some of the above pick up lines are to use at your Christmas party, it pays to just be yourself. How about trying something simple as: "Hi, my name is..."

11:21 PM